i was hanging out with my friend and we went and got candy from a gas station. seeing as I’m a responsible adult, i bought 4 king size reeses cup packs. i opened the first and found pure terror. then the second. then the third. then the fourth. my giddy child-like excitement for large quantities of chocolatey peanut butter goodness turned to disbelief, then grief. i fully intended to eat them in joy and celebration, yet instead i had to throw all 16 wretched abominations away. the gas station would not give me a refund for the candy. i am disappointed. very disappointed.